FUCK THE COCONUT MAN

Oct 01

newfoundgrace:

I T   I S   T I M E

Oct 01

sandandglass:

Stephen Colbert talks to Jeffrey Tambor from Transparent.

Oct 01

zubat:

Compare and contrast.

Oct 01

idontcareforgob:

officialgarrusvakarian:

we-are-star-stuff:

zerostatereflex:

An Octopus unscrewing a lid from the inside.

Octopuses are going to kill us all someday

I had a biology teacher that told us this story about an octopus at an aquarium in Australia. The staff were concerned because their population of crustaceans kept disappearing. No bodies or anything. So they checked the video feed to find out what’s up.

Across from the the crustacean tank was a small octopus tank. This little fucker squeezed out of a tiny hole at the top of his tank, walk across the hall, and get into the crustacean tank. He would then hunt and eat. After he was done, he crawled back out and get back in his tank

Here’s the kicker: security guards patrolled the area. The staff realized that the octopus had memorized the security’s routine. It would escape and be back between the guards’ round.

An octopus in Germany was annoyed by a bright light shining into his tank, so he climbed up over the rim and squirted water at it to short it

Fuckin’ octopuses, man. 

This is the octopus story I keep mentioning people

Oct 01

put ‘babe’ in my ask if you’d date me

chrissyisabear:

*Waits and hopes for crush to send a ‘babe’* 

Oct 01

eustaciavye77:

Sanjai, a 20-years old bull (male elephant), sees himself for the first time in front of a mirror. [x]

elephants are fucking awesome.

Oct 01

aus-kitten:

AH AH AH YES! THIS IS THE BEST DAY EVER!

Oct 01

jackpowerx:

millennialau:

Rev Sekou kneeled between protesters and police and prayed, then was thrown into a police vehicle with blood smears all inside of it.

What the slotting hell?

Oct 01

clannyphantom:

when people try to argue with you about something you clearly know more about
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Oct 01

tittenkits:

kitten-xoxo:

p-ardiselost:

"My boyfriend/girlfriend won’t let me"
Excuse me
What was that?
LET ?
YOU ¿ 
How lovely congratulations on your 3rd parental guardian”

THIS

But seriously if your partner won’t let you do something (eg, hang out with your friends)? That’s actually a GIANT RED FLAG for an abusive relationship, please get help or get out of there.

Oct 01

Anonymous said: Why are punk subculture people all bonered-up for berating western religions and their cultures but weirdly terrified to ever whisper anything ever against those religious cultures that do the thing where their women have to cover their faces in public because their dudes are so rapey?

selfdefensefamily:

This is a one of those questions people ask knowing the answer. People typically do that to appear smart or make a point, but this case is strange because doing it anonymously doesn’t scratch that itch. 

People live in fear of being called racist. For a certain type of American (those who live in the northeast and a college education) it’s social death to be accused of racism. Or at least they see it that way. 

And there’s no separating muslim and arab for many people (which is a racist assertion in its own right) so, American liberals find themselves in a real bind on this. “Well, this religion, like all the others, shits on women. BUT arabs are victims of racism… Fuck. Which human rights issue do I run with?” And then when you plug Israel into the equation, their brains really implode. 

Research indicates being conservative is most often the product of low IQ. Which seems self-evident, really. Conservatives want simple terms, black and white problems, and one-step solutions to those problems. But there’s plenty of liberals who think the same way. They grew up someplace where it made sense socially to create a liberal identity over a conservative one. But they’re still morons. 

You see that evidenced here. When two conflicting sets of data emerge, one is wholly ignored. Because simple people can’t tolerate life being complex. Can a marginalized group marginalize another group? Is Islam anti-woman? Clearly. Obviously. But not if you close your eyes. 

Oct 01

minicayak:

caswithashotgun:

caswithashotgun:

"if you don’t consider breasts sexual organs then why do you care if i grab them"
well EXCUSE ME BUT IF I JUST STRUTTED UP AND GRABBED YOUR EAR AND FELT IT UP LIKE MMMM YEAH BABY I BET YOU HEAR REAAAL GOOD WOULD YOU NOT BE UNCOMFORTABLE

SERIOUSLY WHO KEEPS BRINGING THIS BACK

I think its important that it does get brought up

Oct 01

quote Don’t you dare, for one more second, surround yourself with people who are not aware of the greatness that you are.

— Jo Blackwell-Preston (via sharkeisha)
Oct 01
Oct 01

verybigpimpin:

*txts back 20 days later & picks up the conversation where we left off as if no time has passed and without an excuse*